My Patronus Is….

So, over at a Ravelry board I frequent, someone asked the group what would your Patronus be?

I would love to say that I was something bad ass, like Grumpy Cat’s

imageWhen I asked Mr. Comic Book Goddess what he thought my Patronus would be and he replied that it would be a godless abomination of nature: half socially-awkward penguin (I’m incredibly awkward in social situations) and half baby giraffe (I lack coordination).

socially awkward


Clearly, I would absolutely be of no help during a Dementor attack.